Music Critic Pillows

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Music critics of the wild west "I don't like the sound of those drums"

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'I'm not criticizing your picks, Gary, I'm just saying maybe they're not the first thing I would have grabbed.'

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Cutting a Music Review Out of A Magazine.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Clancy Strip:At the Opera

'I prefer his earlier work.'

"It doesn't look too promising."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Smashed harp...

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"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

"Anybody else want to tell this singin' cowboy he sounds a mite pitchy?"

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

Country Music Awards

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Country Music Awards

"And now here's another ditty from the imperialist Yankee dogs, bubbling just under the Hot One Hundred."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Brit Awards - Gender free hall of fame.

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"You can't just say you 'heard' something. Yu have to say whether you liked it or not!"

A singer being criticised

"Middle aged Americans yearn for music with understandable lyrics. The Doors, Hendrix, Bob Dylan."

'I didn't sleep a wink last night, agonizing over which eight records I'd take with me on 'Desert Island Discs'.'

"The critics are saying you're eight times better than other drummers."