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'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Knives sharpened

Piano Recital

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Musicians in the rain.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Red hot little combo

Scientific equipment

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Viola d'amore

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Warped up in giant horn.

Tuba attack

Brass Band.

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Forget it. Remember how Marmaduke sang along with your flute?'

Evolution of the upright bass

Cello Concert

'Organ donation? How about Geoffrey's old tenor saxaphone instead.'

"I prefer younger men with bigger guitars."

Musical Chairs

Pianist bowing with his piano.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.