Instrument Aficionado Mugs

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Knives sharpened

Piano Recital

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Musicians in the rain.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Red hot little combo

Scientific equipment

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Viola d'amore

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Warped up in giant horn.

Tuba attack

Brass Band.

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Forget it. Remember how Marmaduke sang along with your flute?'

Evolution of the upright bass

Cello Concert

'Organ donation? How about Geoffrey's old tenor saxaphone instead.'

"I prefer younger men with bigger guitars."

Musical Chairs

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Pianist bowing with his piano.

Anna Calvi

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Elvis Presley