Orchestral Aficionado Mugs

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Ludwig von Beethoven

Gustav Holst

The Bass Player

A penguin conductor

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Being a great orchestral colourist meant very little at Debussy's local

Sergei Taneyev

'I'm working my way through Season One of my Vivaldi box set.'

No Instruments Please

WANTED The Strad Cad

The flight of the bumblebee.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Anna Calvi

Felix Mendelssohn

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

I love my Timpani

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Eric Clapton.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.