Orchestral Aficionado Prints

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Ludwig von Beethoven

Gustav Holst

The Bass Player

A penguin conductor

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Being a great orchestral colourist meant very little at Debussy's local

Sergei Taneyev

'I'm working my way through Season One of my Vivaldi box set.'

No Instruments Please

WANTED The Strad Cad

The flight of the bumblebee.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Romantic Violinist.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

I love my Timpani

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Bryan Ferry

Piano Keyboard

Woman crying with happiness.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."