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"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Fossil record player.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Violin Practise