Writing Instrument Aficionado T-Shirts

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Kultural K9's.

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Dip Pen

Sir Edward Elgar

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Music Student

King of Music.

Cello Concert

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Robert Schumann

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Red hot little combo

Luthier

I love Harmonica

Cellist

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

USING QUILLS

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Bassoon practice.

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.