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Felix Mendelssohn

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Violin Practise

Elevator Music

Kultural K9's.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar