Composition Aficionado Pillows

Andre Previn.

Anna Calvi

Felix Mendelssohn

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Eric Clapton.

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Violin Practise

Kultural K9's.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."