Composer Aficionado Pillows

Kultural K9's.

Music Student

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Violin Practise

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Elevator Music

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Glyndebourne

Sir Edward Elgar