Controversial Composer Enthusiast Pillows

'I'd enjoy Wagner if it didn't have such unpleasant associations.'

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Trump! The Musical

My other cello is a Stradivari

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Kultural K9's.

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Robert Schumann

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Home school marching band"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Johannes Brahms

Mozart

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Anton Bruckner.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

Mykola Lysenko

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Liza Minnelli

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'

Bela Bartok.

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."