Composition Enthusiasts Pillows

Beethoven's 10th

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

My other cello is a Stradivari

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Kultural K9's.

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Sir Edward Elgar

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Music Student

Robert Schumann

The Real Russian history

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Sergei Taneyev

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

Johannes Brahms

Bass Clef

Mozart

Anton Bruckner.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Cello Composer

Mykola Lysenko

Renaissace Music Lovers

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

Bela Bartok.