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'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Quartet.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Didgeridoo

Sir Edward Elgar

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

King of Music.

Cello Concert

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Robert Schumann

I love Harmonica

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

USING QUILLS

Red hot little combo

Cellist

Luthier

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musicians on a beach

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Orchestra

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.