Unexpected Instrument Enthusiast T-Shirts

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cello Concert

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

King of Music.

I love Harmonica

Red hot little combo

Luthier

Cellist

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Woah - random!"

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Musicians on a beach

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Bassoon practice.

Orchestra

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Awesome!'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

The chosen few

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

Bird tries to feed a piano.

Tuba