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'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Cossack dancers

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Cello Concert

King of Music.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

The Echoes at Killarney

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Red hot little combo

I love Harmonica

Luthier

Cellist

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"The estranged string trio."

Occupational Hazards.

"Romance"

Musicians on a beach

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Bassoon practice.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart