Musical Instrument Aficionados Gifts

'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Cossack dancers

Quartet.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Didgeridoo

Cello Concert

The Harper Plays Cricket.

King of Music.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

The Echoes at Killarney

Red hot little combo

Cellist

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

I love Harmonica

Luthier

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"Romance"

Occupational Hazards.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Bassoon practice.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"The estranged string trio."

Musicians on a beach