Musical Instrument Lover Gifts

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

No Elgar!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Didgeridoo

Cello Concert

King of Music.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

I love Harmonica

Cellist

Red hot little combo

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Bassoon practice.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Electric guitar

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Musicians on a beach

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I'm very highly strung!"

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Bird tries to feed a piano.

The chosen few

Pop orchestra plays concert for children