Musical Instrument Aficionado Pillows

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"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Anna Calvi

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Trump! The Musical

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Elvis Presley

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Eric Clapton.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Woman crying with happiness.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Quartet.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music