Electric Connoisseur Prints

'Dad, do we zap in AC or DC?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Scarpia's Palace

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Moliere

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Energy trap.

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Music Piracy

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel