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"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Stop horsing around, you guys. Focus!

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'No wonder you haven't discovered any new asteroids for six months - You left the lens cap on!'

Hair Crop Circle

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"It could never work between us."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moon and Star

Astronaut

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Moliere

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Stephen Hawking

Bleak House

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,