Celestial Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Angels after hours.

'James is very persuasive.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Prosecco Peacock

Prosecco

Un ballo in maschera

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

Fabulous civil union cake.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Yipeee!"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Moliere