Cosmic Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Hair Crop Circle

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Henrik Ibsen,

The Big Tipper

'Who's the new guy?'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"It could never work between us."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Astronaut

Moon and Star

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Stephen Hawking

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

The successful rubbernecker...

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"He's a mental-health critic."

Day One, NASA

The Dawn of Time.