Cosmic Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Celebrate their celestial curiosity with fun, space-inspired t-shirts. Perfect for cosmic connoisseurs who love witty, universe-themed fashion statements.

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Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know. mockup

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

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Hair Crop Circle

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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"We evolved from asteroids"

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"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered." mockup

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

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The Big Tipper

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Henrik Ibsen,

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'Who's the new guy?'

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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

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"It could never work between us." mockup

"It could never work between us."

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Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.' mockup

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

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Astronaut

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Moon and Star

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'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?' mockup

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

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Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!' mockup

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

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Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper, mockup

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

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"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon." mockup

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

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"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind" mockup

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

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'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.' mockup

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

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Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

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Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope mockup

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

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'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?' mockup

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

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God Plays Baseball with the Earth mockup

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut." mockup

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

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"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow." mockup

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

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"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

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