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"It was a complicated surgery, but hey, that's what YouTube videos are for, right?"

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'Read all the magazines have we,Mrs.Bloggs?'

'Men lead such empty lives.'

"This is very rare. It's signed 'Made in Amercia'."

"What do cats want?"

"Where do you stash the p***o, Cookie?"

"You think he knows something we don't?"

The pilgrimage begins

'It's the Avon lady.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'All my senses are very acute.'

Echo Valley: your voice now available on our listen again facility.

See picturesque Denville...Parabolic Mike - hear the inhabitants' intimate conversations.

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"And you need to know this why?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Entomology Reference

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

The successful rubbernecker...

"I wonder what this was for."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"