Curiosity Connoisseur Pillows

"It was a complicated surgery, but hey, that's what YouTube videos are for, right?"

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'Read all the magazines have we,Mrs.Bloggs?'

'Men lead such empty lives.'

"This is very rare. It's signed 'Made in Amercia'."

"What do cats want?"

"Where do you stash the p***o, Cookie?"

"You think he knows something we don't?"

None-of-your-business class.

The pilgrimage begins

'It's the Avon lady.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'All my senses are very acute.'

Echo Valley: your voice now available on our listen again facility.

See picturesque Denville...Parabolic Mike - hear the inhabitants' intimate conversations.

An old man peers through a keyhole shaped like a percentage sign

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"And you need to know this why?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Entomology Reference

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Who's the artist?"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

The successful rubbernecker...

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"