Canine Curiosity Connoisseur Pillows

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

K9 Literati.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I wonder what this was for."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Dog executives are in a duel

"Who's the artist?"

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"