Canine Curiosity Connoisseur Gifts

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

K9 Literati.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"What's worse, that or this?"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I wonder what this was for."

"Who's the artist?"

"Now that's art!"

Dogs and Cake