Chic Canine Connoisseur Gifts

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"What's all this?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dog Sees Only Food

K9 Literati.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Dogs and Cake

"What's worse, that or this?"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'