Curious Canine Connoisseur Gifts

What dogs want for Christmas.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Dog Sees Only Food

K9 Literati.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Dog executives are in a duel

"What's worse, that or this?"

Dogs and Cake

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"You're amazing!"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

"Now that's art!"