Canine Connoisseurs Gifts

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

I thought I got a designer dog, but it turns out a poodledoodle is just a poodle.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Beware of dog...poop.

Just hold on, be a good dog, wait until the time is right to bite.

"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

'She's just great with the children.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet a Puppy

10 K Tail-Chase

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Collies Without Borders

"A little help, please."