Canine Connoisseurs Gifts

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Beware of dog...poop.

Just hold on, be a good dog, wait until the time is right to bite.

"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Works every time.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"A little help, please."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Collies Without Borders

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'