Canine Connoisseur Gifts

Dogs as bookends.

Dachshund grown chart

"He's a bird-dog."

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

Stare your way to bigger meals

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Four Star Meal

"Whenever you're ready."

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'He didn't come running when I used the electric can opener!'

Park Ruling - Please clear up after your dog.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself?"

First Class Pooch

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Rollo used to be a police dog!"

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

'Chasing mailmen is for proles. The likes of us prefer to chase tax collectors.'

Basset Hound.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I keep them around because they have skills I need.'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

'Don't worry - he's only tasting it.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'This is 'Louis': He can make a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'