Curious Canine Connoisseur Prints

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

K9 Literati.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"You're amazing!"

Dogs and Cake

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dog executives are in a duel

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"What's worse, that or this?"

"Now that's art!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"