Canine Companion Connoisseur Prints

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Dog Sees Only Food

K9 Literati.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Dogs and Cake

"What's worse, that or this?"