Curious Canine Fan Gifts

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Pet Entertainers

Garbage Piñata

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

String Theory for Beginners.

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Dog Realtor

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"I miscounted."

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

Jerry Springer Spaniel

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

What dogs want for Christmas.