Curious Canine Gifts

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'Yes, that person there...'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

G.P.S. For the Home

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Question Mark

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"