Curious Kitten Gifts

The tunnel of why

"Mum, is 'Boxing Day' the day we're allowed to play with the boxes left over from Christmas Day?!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Switch on brain

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

G.P.S. For the Home

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Question Mark

'Because it's there!'