Curious Kitty Gifts

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The practical psychopath

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'Because it's there!'

Question Mark

'What's oriole sex'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Questions

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Kate's Cat Kennel

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"Estate sale"

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

"Never stop learning"