Curious Kitty Gifts

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The practical psychopath

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'Because it's there!'

Question Mark

'What's oriole sex'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Kate's Cat Kennel

Questions

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Pandora's cat.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

"Estate sale"

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"