Curiosity Cats Gifts

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'What happens after the end of time?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."