Curiosity Cats Gifts

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'What happens after the end of time?'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."