Curiosity Cat Lover Gifts

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

String Theory for Beginners.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'Because it's there!'

Question Mark

'What's oriole sex'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Kate's Cat Kennel

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

Questions

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.