Curious Cat Gifts

'Yes, that person there...'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"I've been over all the houses in your street-likeme to come in and tell all?"

Question Mark

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'There must be a lot of them behind that hill - One falls behind there every night!'

Questions

Question Mark

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

"There are no stupid questions, Billy. Just stupid questioners."

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'It's just homework...there's no conspiracy.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Switch on brain

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

'Because it's there!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'What's oriole sex'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.