Curious Cats Gifts

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

A man peeping through keyholes ends up with a keyhole imprint on his face.

Foundation For We Really Don't Know What Yet.

'Look at this Henry. You will not believe what they're up to next door.'

Biological Research Lab - Believe me, you don't want to know what happens to trespassers.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

'Because it's there!'

Question Mark

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

'What's oriole sex'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

Kate's Cat Kennel

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Questions

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.