Curious Cat Appreciator Gifts

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

What does aloof mean?

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Slippery, huh?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

String Theory for Beginners.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'Yes, that person there...'

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Question Mark

The Invention of Bagpipes

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.