Canine Curiosity Gifts

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Switch on brain

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'What happens after the end of time?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

'Because it's there!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates