Canine Curiosity Pillows

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Switch on brain

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Because it's there!'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

'What's oriole sex'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates