Curious Canine Companion Gifts

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"I miscounted."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

"Mum, is 'Boxing Day' the day we're allowed to play with the boxes left over from Christmas Day?!"

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"Buster's always been a bit more potty-shy than most dogs."

The tunnel of why

'Europa isn't used to visitors. She'll calm down just as soon as you do dear.'

"Because it's there."