Playful Canine Companion Gifts

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Click it or ticket.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Top dog

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

A girl with a dog and balloons

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

In the dog park

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

How paper training can affect puppies...

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

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"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

Messed up dog to other: 'I stuck my head out the window at the car wash.'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."