Fun-loving Canine Pal Gifts

Messed up dog to other: 'I stuck my head out the window at the car wash.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Canine Scentipede

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Jumping Dogs

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'Click it or ticket.'

Dog Igloo.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

Two cats are high off catnip.

"What's worse, that or this?"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

How Am I Driving?

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog