Playful Dog Buddy Gifts

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Barks in code.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Not now, Oliver."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Dog Sees Only Food

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Man and dog keep fit to music

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

Autumn Dog

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

In the dog park

Dogs and humans greet each other.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

'We double-dog dare you.'

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'