Canine Buddy Gifts

'I'm trying to give him a little confidence.'

Joe's Bar - No Pets.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Do you mind? I don't watch you take a dump, do I?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."