Animal Buddy Gifts

Mans best friend

'Can't we run a little, and just pretend I'm chasing you?'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Vite! Trouver quelque chose de drôle!"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Christmas decorations.

'The carnival has a company car.'

'Oops.'

"Do me next."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

The Worm Charmer

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Bird Torture.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Dog Crossing

Lamb Noise.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I think he's lonely.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."