Dog Buddy Gifts

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It's time to renounce our differences in a bipartisan effort to promote unity.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Not now, Oliver."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Will I lose my hare?"

Man and dog on treadmills.

'You reek of crackers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Man and dog keep fit to music

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.